Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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