1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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