I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
