I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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