i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
