if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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