Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
