Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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