yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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