apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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