I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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