If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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