You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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