How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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