Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
