my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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