It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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