covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I have post one night stand depression
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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