at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I need moral support for this bender
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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