I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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