It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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