found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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