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this is mike. we're done.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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