and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
