covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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