normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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