Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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