Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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