I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wannas sexs uuuuu
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
