Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
50% drunk capacity currently
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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