My room smells like vodka and shame
babies were throwing up all over the place
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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