those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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