I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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