Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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