Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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