i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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