the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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