But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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