My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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