smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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