dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
