I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Rumble strips road head = magical
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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