Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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