I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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