Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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