The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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