You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
this boner is exhausting
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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