Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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