I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i drank out of a bidet.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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