That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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