He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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