I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Your cock deserves a montage
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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