I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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