she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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