But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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