do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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