I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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